February Chocolate Bytes Contest
It’s a Chocolate Bytes contest!
What you need to do:
~ In honor of Valentine’s Day, comment here with the worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard (or heard of). The line doesn’t have to have been used on you - it can be something that happened to a friend or even just one you read about. That’s it! The contest will run until February 11, 11:59pm PST.
As usual, there are two ways to enter:
Get two submissions to win: Leave a comment here telling us the worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard. Then link to this contest from your own site or weblog and include that URL with your submission and you now have two chances to win!
OR
Get one submission to win: Pick one or the other above - leave a comment telling us the worst pick-up line you’ve ever heard or just link to the contest from your own weblog (I need to be able to see it though, so make sure it’s not a locked or friends-only entry.)
What you could win:
My generous friends at YellowIbis.com have once again donated a theobromine t-shirt! They’ve even custom tweaked it for Valentine’s Day with the molecule surrounded by a heart. Perfect! This t-shirt is also available for sale, so if you don’t want to wait for the contest to end head over and pick one up for yourself!
Click below for more info!
~ Make sure you leave a valid email address with your comment (it will not be displayed) so I can contact you in a timely manner if you win.
~ A name will then be drawn from the eligible submissions on February 12 using the super technical method of pieces of paper in a hat, and the winner will be notified by email and announced here on the site. The winner will then need to send me their mailing address to have the t-shirt sent to, so if you’re not comfortable with that then please don’t enter (though it will never be used for anything else).
~ The contest is open to residents that live in countries that the YellowIbis US Shop ships to (United States, Canada, Mexico, “Central, West, North” Europe, Switzerland, Australia, Japan, New Zealand, China, South Korea). Delivery by Valentine’s Day is not guaranteed!
Disclaimers
- If you win you’ll need to provide my with the t-shirt size you’d like. You don’t get a choice on which molecule you’d like, though - this is a chocolate site, you’re stuck with the chocolate! :D
- If you pick the wrong size and wish to exchange it the responsibility is yours: ChocolateBytes.com will not pay for shipping back to the store and then back again to you.
Good luck!!
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137 opinions for February Chocolate Bytes Contest
~Lana B.~
Jan 30, 2008 at 7:22 am
Oh my, so many pick up lines to choose from, let’s see. How about:
Hey baby, penny for your thoughts but twenty bucks if you act them out!
gag!!! My DH used to tease me w/ that one. We’ve been married almost 16yrs! lol
Thanks for some wednesday fun!!
~Lana B~
mamastamps at sbcglobal dot net
Reeva
Jan 30, 2008 at 9:21 am
GREAT giveaway! I hope I’m the lucky winner!
worst line “when am i going to see u again girl, i want to set those legs on fire”
uhhhhh
Carrie
Jan 30, 2008 at 9:47 am
I used to work in a music library back in college. There was a grad student from somewhere in eastern Europe - string performance, I think - who would come in and hover over the stacks, not doing anything but sort of lurking. Once, when I asked if I could help him, he sort of jumped, then stammered, “Do you have…any symphonies? With viola parts?” Er, just about half of our scores, dude…
Later, I ran into him on the street. He got antsy, then finally blurted, “I like the red women.” Then he ran away. Either it was a political statement, or he liked my hair. :-)
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Bree
Jan 30, 2008 at 10:06 am
What happened to the alphabet? They put U and I together!
sherry
Jan 30, 2008 at 12:21 pm
I actually knew someone who used the line, “$%#@ me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that Elvis over there?”
Amazingly, since he was cute, he got away with it more often than not. I told him if he ever tried the line on me that I would thwack him with something heavy and blunt.
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Laura @ Laura Williams' Musings
Jan 30, 2008 at 2:14 pm
I don’t know of pick up lines. lol
blogged ya:
http://laurawilliamsmusings.blogspot.com/2008/01/wednesday-edition-of-contests-galore_30.html
Admitted Chocoholic
Jan 30, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Do you wash your clothes in Windex? I swear I can see myself in your pants!
:)
Great contest Heather!
Kristyn
Jan 30, 2008 at 6:27 pm
The worst I ever heard was do you call your body Visa because it is everywhere I want to be. He at least laughed at himself!
Alicia
Jan 31, 2008 at 5:24 am
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Ugh. A friend of mine used to use that all the time!
Rosa
Jan 31, 2008 at 11:31 am
I’m a fan of “I lost my teddy bear; will you sleep with me instead?”
Erin
Jan 31, 2008 at 11:32 am
(This is a long story, but I’ll tell the truncated version.)
Once upon a time, when I was in college, a group of us went out for ice cream. One kid was clearly flirting with my best friend, doing silly grade school-y things to get her attention. Eventually, he asked if he could try her ice cream. Reluctantly, she agreed. He licked the ice cream cone, made “yum” noises, and then turned to her and said,
“Wow. You have really tasty spit.”
birdie
Jan 31, 2008 at 7:02 pm
A friend and I were at a local hangout when a guy walked up and handed her a handkerchief and asked, “Excuse me, ladies, but does this smell like chloroform to you?” She had the handkerchief halfway to her face before she realised what he’d said, and we were so amused that we ended up letting him buy us a drink.
Marilyn Wons
Feb 1, 2008 at 8:07 am
Hey baby what’s your sign?
Chocolate Nut
Feb 1, 2008 at 8:40 am
A guy bit me on the rear end while I was sitting on a bar stool. We’ve been married now for 8 years!
michelle lopez
Feb 1, 2008 at 9:51 am
the worst pickup line—YOU HAVE BREEDERS HIPS–ill that was supposed to be a compliment
cathy miller
Feb 1, 2008 at 10:53 am
I met a guy that went to the same high school that I went to but I had not previously known him. After talking for a while he actually said to me “well do you want to be on the top or the bottom?”
Trecia Lazzaro
Feb 1, 2008 at 11:31 am
I’m so glad your here. I was beginning to think I was going to be the only sane one in the joint.
Connie Finch
Feb 1, 2008 at 11:54 am
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me….
Carolyn
Feb 1, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Men don’t cuddle but I could C myself all of U!!
:-(
jane yates
Feb 1, 2008 at 2:46 pm
A FEW DAYS AFTER I MARRIED, A MAN WHO LIVED A 1/2 MILE FROM US ASK ME IF I DECIEDED TO RUN AROUND ON MY HUSBAND LET HIM KNOW BECAUSE HE WANT TO …………. ON THE SIDE DID NOT REALLY NO HIM
jesy
Feb 1, 2008 at 3:04 pm
You know you want me
Shilo
Feb 1, 2008 at 3:09 pm
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
Rita A
Feb 1, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Clothing is optional in my jacuzzi!
dawn
Feb 1, 2008 at 4:24 pm
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
Kathy Scott
Feb 1, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Chocolate is the fifth food group.
denice
Feb 1, 2008 at 4:39 pm
hey baby you look lonely, want some company?
ewwww no thanks!! lol made my skin crawl
linda
Feb 1, 2008 at 4:45 pm
I GOT THE BANANA,YOU GOT THE CREAM SO LETS SPLIT
Vickie McCoy
Feb 1, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Unfortunately, I’ve had several men comment “You have such a beatiful face…I know how we can help you lose weight.”
Shirley Younger
Feb 1, 2008 at 4:52 pm
What’s up Babe!
casey h
Feb 1, 2008 at 4:52 pm
I had a guy say to me one night out at the bar- “If you’ll be my battery I can be your bag of chips”… but it was said all drunken and stammered… to which I replied “what??” and then he said “cause if youre ever-ready, Im frito-lay”
I’d love to win!!
Linda Moeller
Feb 1, 2008 at 5:15 pm
What’s you sign??? The worst and most overused line ever.
susan varney
Feb 1, 2008 at 5:16 pm
can i buy you a drink at my place
Aisling
Feb 1, 2008 at 5:20 pm
A guy I worked with used this line (sometimes successfully): “I’ve got a Secret Clearance; if the government can trust me, surely you can.”
JRG
Feb 1, 2008 at 5:47 pm
“You don’t smoke much for a fat chick.”
Catherine copeland
Feb 1, 2008 at 7:08 pm
The worst pick-up line ever used on me was “You, me, naked, sparks would fly” I’m pretty certain that the drink I threw on him put out his flame.
Patricia Schraier
Feb 1, 2008 at 7:18 pm
The worst pickup line is: “Will you marry me?”
Carol Harrity
Feb 1, 2008 at 8:29 pm
The worst? My mother would really like you.
Elaine Rosser
Feb 1, 2008 at 9:09 pm
If I tell you that you have a nice body would you hold it against me! So sexist!
Lorrene
Feb 1, 2008 at 10:25 pm
Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
kerri
Feb 1, 2008 at 10:30 pm
dont i know you from somewhere?
Margaret Carr
Feb 1, 2008 at 11:40 pm
While talking to a friend, a guy walk by, stopped in front of me and said, “Stay here. I gotta hit the head. I’ll be back.” Out of curiousity, I waited for him, and we dated for months.
sandy
Feb 2, 2008 at 12:38 am
if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me
Mary
Feb 2, 2008 at 5:08 am
I wiuld like to be as lucky as your feet because they are holding you right now.
bob keck
Feb 2, 2008 at 5:17 am
“May I push your stool in?”
Funny at a gay bar but still tacky as all get out.
Tari Lawson
Feb 2, 2008 at 5:42 am
A friend and I were at a club many years ago. This guy came over to try to pick her up. I don’t recall his opening line, but when she responded to him, his reply was “what, I can’t hear you, I have EAR WAX BUILD-UP”. Needless to say, the conversation went no further but we did have a good long laugh.
Stacey
Feb 2, 2008 at 6:18 am
Awesome contest!
I bet you have a little Italian in you!
No?
Would you like to?
*insert eyebrow waggle*
Rita Sheppard
Feb 2, 2008 at 6:53 am
“I’d like to wake up next to you in the morning.”
Jennifer
Feb 2, 2008 at 7:07 am
“Hey, you’re cute and I’m a rock star.” Not sure what he meant by that one…
Mike Weisberg
Feb 2, 2008 at 8:38 am
you must be tired because you have been running through my mind all day
valerie mabrey
Feb 2, 2008 at 10:01 am
Can I drink your bath water?
beth shepherd
Feb 2, 2008 at 11:48 am
do you wash your pants in windex? cause i can see myself in them
MM
Feb 2, 2008 at 12:04 pm
A guy in my economics class asked if I was a public or private good.
Annette
Feb 2, 2008 at 1:29 pm
The what’s your sign line.
Michelle Byerly
Feb 2, 2008 at 1:59 pm
If you were a bugger I’d pick you first.
Maureen Hartsock
Feb 2, 2008 at 2:20 pm
I never know whose bed I’ll be sleeping in
Deanna
Feb 2, 2008 at 5:48 pm
My daughter said a boy on her school bus used this line: “I wish I had my library card, cause I’m checkin’ you out!”
Beverley Justice
Feb 2, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Oh, let me paint you toenails pink, and then just watch them dry. (Really happened. Never painted my toenails again. Neither did he.)
Carol Lambert
Feb 2, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Can I buy you a drink? I have a permission note from my wife.
Christine E.
Feb 2, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again?
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Alix Bertolo
Feb 3, 2008 at 3:29 am
Do you want to ****?
The sickest thing is the man who asked me that said that if he went up to 50 women and bluntly asked that question at least 1 would take him up on the offer.
Judith Rachmani
Feb 3, 2008 at 6:32 am
You look familiar. Aren’t you Miss January?
A Casson
Feb 3, 2008 at 7:57 am
I lost my address can I have yours?- this said while seeing a pretty lady sitting alone in a bar lounge
Michelle Rosborough
Feb 3, 2008 at 9:24 am
Heaven must be missing an angel
christopher h
Feb 3, 2008 at 7:39 pm
I know I don’t look like much now, but I’m drinking milk.
Jamie
Feb 3, 2008 at 9:08 pm
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
sarah
Feb 4, 2008 at 8:57 am
Your feet must be tired, you’ve been running through my head all day.
Barbara Fox
Feb 4, 2008 at 1:45 pm
I must have died cuz I’m seeing an angel. PUKE!
Donna Hunt
Feb 4, 2008 at 5:27 pm
The worst pick-up line I ever heard was the old “What’s your sign?” I must admit I haven’t been in a bar in years. I love that shirt though!
bleweye
Feb 4, 2008 at 8:09 pm
Did you know that I dreamed about you last night ?
megan
Feb 4, 2008 at 10:28 pm
I had a guy say to me “As long as I have a face, you have a seat.”
How rude!
Love the shirt!!!
rachel burke
Feb 5, 2008 at 5:00 am
did it hurt when you fell from heaven
Vicki Wurgler
Feb 5, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!
Jared
Feb 5, 2008 at 5:10 pm
The worst line I ever heard is “Just call me milk, I’ll do you body good.” I swear I wasn’t the one who used it.
Rachel Robertson
Feb 5, 2008 at 6:27 pm
The worst pick up line I have ever heard was “Call 911! my heart just stopped when I saw you walk in the room”
Erica G
Feb 5, 2008 at 7:47 pm
That outfit looks great on you. I bet it would look better on my floor.
How cheesy is that!?
Tina
Feb 6, 2008 at 5:51 pm
cute shirt!
I wish you were a kiddie ride at Wal-Mart. I’d ride you all day long for a quarter.
Leigh Nichols
Feb 6, 2008 at 8:10 pm
“You got a quarter? Cuz my momma told me to call her when I fell in love”.
Pathetic.
Janice J
Feb 6, 2008 at 9:56 pm
I’ll give you $10 if you quite kiccuping!
chris swanson
Feb 7, 2008 at 11:17 am
My mom says you are cute and I guess you are, you want to go out with me and her?
Uggg!
Reid Short
Feb 7, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Umm……. Nice boobs wanna come back to my place? ;)
June
Feb 7, 2008 at 4:56 pm
I have 2 entries:
this is the cute one:
Baby, you’re so sweet, you put da kaibash on Chocolate Bytes dot com.
this is the club-version:
Damn baby! You hot. I know that you are hot ’cause you got flames shooting out yo *ss- damn!
what a cute t-shirt:-)
tracy heyer
Feb 7, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Hey baby! can you tell me where the restroom is!
Dina
Feb 8, 2008 at 8:10 am
“You’re like coffee because you grind so fine!!!”
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You put the “U” in BeaUtiful!
Anthony Hedden
Feb 8, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Vicki
Feb 8, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Your legs must be tired…because you have been running thru my dreams all night.
Vicki
Feb 8, 2008 at 1:48 pm
U be 6
I be 9
Mary B. Isaac
Feb 8, 2008 at 8:30 pm
“I like bongs for breakfast”. Like I was supposed to be impressed with that?! NOT.
Jenny
Feb 8, 2008 at 11:04 pm
I was walking from campus to my car parked in the empty parking lot, when a total stranger approached me. His line: “I try to talk to at least one beautiful women each day!” Like that really made me feel special…
Apple
Feb 9, 2008 at 1:02 am
I read this from my org’s logbook back in college.
Boy: Are you my lec (short for lecture)?
Girl: ???
Boy: Because… I ‘lab’ (short for laboratory) you.
So corny.
Lara Aleff
Feb 9, 2008 at 1:06 am
The worst pick up line I ever heard was “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?”
Sudenmorsian
Feb 9, 2008 at 4:06 am
This is a bit hard to translate, I’ve only heard it in my native language. Translated directly it would be something like “open the scar, you b**** or I’ll enter you in the side”. (Gross, I know!) Yep, I’ve heard that someone has really used that..
Salleefur
Feb 9, 2008 at 9:58 am
“Haven’t I met you in a previous life?”
My response:
“Yes, back when I was a Sacred Cow in India,”
AaronBSam
Feb 9, 2008 at 3:06 pm
“Since I’ve already had my face in your breasts, would you care to have dinner and pick up where we left off?”
Link to this contest at:
http://aaronbsam.blogspot.com/2008/02/quick-update.html
Meredith Peters
Feb 9, 2008 at 4:13 pm
I was in a pub and a guy showed me one of the mussels he was eating and asked me if it reminded me of anything. The worst!
Sarah
Feb 9, 2008 at 6:42 pm
On my way to the bathroom, a man dipped his fingers into his drink and then flicked me with the droplets. When I stopped to glare, he said “Now let’s take you home and get you out of those wet clothes”.
Samantha Pruitt
Feb 9, 2008 at 11:14 pm
you’re eyes are so beautiful
(i’m wearing sunglasses)
Christina Almond
Feb 10, 2008 at 12:22 am
Awful pickup line: “I could get lost in your eyes–bring me a map!”
Frances Watson
Feb 10, 2008 at 12:42 am
“What’s your sign?”
Vicky Boackle
Feb 10, 2008 at 4:02 am
what’s your sign?
Elizabeth
Feb 10, 2008 at 5:54 am
Just call me milk, I’ll do your body good.
Patty Brown
Feb 10, 2008 at 6:27 am
Is that your phone number on the mens’ room wall?
Sylvia Porter
Feb 10, 2008 at 6:44 am
sits on the floor and says “Can you help me up, cuz i just fell for you”
Diana Wike
Feb 10, 2008 at 10:48 am
while bartending I asked a customer do you want another “pitcher” meaning beer. He responded “yeah a picture of you naked”
Michelle
Feb 10, 2008 at 10:55 am
May I see your tag, cause I swear you had to be made in Heaven
laura t
Feb 10, 2008 at 11:24 am
Great shirts!
Worst pick up line done on me:
” What your engaged?! Naw you are wayyyy too fine and young to get married!” *as he looks me up and down*
Grosse, then he tried to say that he met ssmewhere before.
Joy Venters
Feb 10, 2008 at 2:23 pm
You know you want me
Ed Nemmers
Feb 10, 2008 at 2:57 pm
“What’s your sign? Mine’s ‘Slippery When Wet’”.
Suzanne Reichel
Feb 10, 2008 at 8:41 pm
The absolute worst I’ve ever seen or heard is “hey baby, wanna @#$%&?
As bad as it sounds, we actually know a guy who claims to have had a 40% success rate using this line.
Kathy Green
Feb 11, 2008 at 2:31 am
if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me
Veronica Garrett
Feb 11, 2008 at 6:00 am
Baby I come here all the time. I Know all of the guys. I’m the best of the worst.
Karen M
Feb 11, 2008 at 7:01 am
Do you like pancakes? I need to know what to order you for breakfast…
Charlene Phillips
Feb 11, 2008 at 7:39 am
Guy: “hey girl do you have any black in you?
Girl: No
Guy: “You want some?”
Susan P
Feb 11, 2008 at 7:48 am
you’re not my type but…
Bobbye F
Feb 11, 2008 at 8:31 am
I’ve dated your friend would you like to be next?
Elizabeth Moore
Feb 11, 2008 at 8:53 am
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Tamara
Feb 11, 2008 at 8:59 am
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day….
Karen E
Feb 11, 2008 at 9:19 am
“Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?”
“No.”
“Just enough to break the ice.”
Har har har!
kathy pease
Feb 11, 2008 at 9:46 am
u know what look good on u…..ME
Catrina Pomerleau
Feb 11, 2008 at 11:25 am
“Wanna lock braces?”
Danielle
Feb 11, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Do you have any Polish in you?
No, would you like some?
The scary thing is that was said to me by my old boss?
Marie N.
Feb 11, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Heaven must be missing an angel because God just answered my prayer.
Cheryl English
Feb 11, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Look into my eyes, I tell no lies! My heart beats for you. I should hope it beats everyday or else you wouldn’t be here.
Kelly Garver
Feb 11, 2008 at 6:22 pm
Hey, Baby, your body’s like Visa, everywhere I want to be….
Needless to say, his card was rejected!!
Susanne Troop
Feb 11, 2008 at 7:30 pm
I could swim in those beautiful blue eyes of your!
Rosanne Morrison
Feb 11, 2008 at 7:33 pm
This didn’t work as I was married but “Do women ever get mad at you since you have such a great hsape after having 2 kids”?
Phyllis Skoglund
Feb 11, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Love what you are wearing.
Grace Chu
Feb 11, 2008 at 9:00 pm
I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
Denise Mower
Feb 11, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Heaven must be missing an angel. (Actually, I kind of like that one..)
Donna Kozar
Feb 11, 2008 at 9:48 pm
Hey baby, come sit on my lap.
Priya
Feb 12, 2008 at 12:00 am
About 20 minutes after buying my friend a fifty cent margarita, a guy she’d never talked to before came back up to her and said, “You left your stuff at my place.”
Paige
Feb 12, 2008 at 12:25 am
“I usually charge for a mustache ride, but I’ll give you one for free.” *gag*
Heather
Feb 12, 2008 at 7:41 am
The contest is now closed! Any entries after this comment will not count.
Thanks all! I hope to have the winner announced later today!
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