Chocolate Quotes
I was checking out a contest entry submitted by Morning Coffee & Afternoon Tea and came across this cute list of chocolate quotes, which I swiped:
Tags: chocoholic, Chocolate, chocolate-quotes, Misc
I’m not overweight. I’m Chocolate-Enriched.
The Chocoholic 12-Step Program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!
Chocolate doesn’t make the world go around, but it sure makes the trip worthwhile.
I only recognize two food groups: fruit and chocolate. And if it’s fruit, it should be dipped in chocolate.
One of life’s mysteries is how a two-pound box of chocolate can make a person gain five pounds.
Man cannot live by chocolate alone. But I bet a woman could.
Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.
Say fast 10 times: A cheery chipmunk chucked chewy cherries in a cheap chocolate chip shop.
Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.
There’s more to life than chocolate … I just can’t think what.
There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process…. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance?
5 opinions for Chocolate Quotes
Laura @ Laura Williams' Musings
Aug 26, 2007 at 10:03 pm
Found this that might interest you.
Chocolate
American Chocolate Week–March 14-20
National Chocolate Day–October 28
National Chocolate Day–December 28
National Chocolate Day–December 29
National Milk Chocolate Day–July 28
National Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds Day–November 7
National Chocolate Mint Day–February 19
National Chocolate Chip Day–May 15
National Chocolate Eclair Day–June 22
National Chocolate Covered Anything Day–December 16
National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day–March 24
National Chocolate Custard Month–May 1-31
National Chocolate Pudding Day–June 26
National Chocolate Ice Cream Day–June 7
National Chocolate Milkshake Day–September 12
from: Bizarre Food Holidays
http://library.thinkquest.org/2886/foo.htm#CHOCOLATE
Chef Jules
Aug 27, 2007 at 5:49 am
Hi Heather! I like those — since it’s Monday today, I think I’ll succumb to nature and compensate with chocolate. I made Double Chocolate Muffins and this will legitimate me eating one. For breakfast. :)
Heather
Aug 27, 2007 at 10:44 am
Hi Jules! I stopped worrying long ago about what time of day I was appropriate to eat chocolate, so I say enjoy a muffin for me! :D
Heather
Aug 27, 2007 at 9:10 pm
Laura - thank you! That’s awesome! (Sorry I didn’t respond sooner - your comment got scooped up by spam assassin.)
ashley
Apr 23, 2008 at 5:09 pm
hi heather cool quote things they r pretty funny well some of them anyway!
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